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Too Fat to Sk8

by Bad Jokes

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1.
Welcome 00:30
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2.
Tom Delonge 03:15
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This conversation’s getting boring to me There’s nothing I can say To cut through the tension Between you and me It’s been a long time coming It’ll be a long time going Time to move on Cause I don’t think that i can Stay for too long I really think i should be home I’m turning off my phone Cause I don’t think think that I can deal with anything at all It’s been almost 3 weeks Since I’ve talked to you Had a full conversation Never known how to handle Such big of a change So I’ll just avoid it
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Take Me Back 03:24
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The very last thing I’d expect to see is a living breathing high school scene Funny how kids in time forget there’s a whole world outside of their heads No one wants to pay seven bucks to go see a band that fucking sucks When they’ve got their spotify and their phones it’s a basshead party in bed at home I was never there but I miss it anyway Longing for the chance to live back in those better days But at best I can hope for a better tomorrow Waking up looking forward to more than the hell that tends to follow All I want is to be at a show where people went ‘cause they wanted to go But no one can remember the last time they saw one of those I just want a single day before everything got bad It’s all I ask it’s all I need so won’t you please take me back Culture’s changed more than I believed the world’s got no space left for me Funny how the only place I belong is the only place that I could never be I’ve got a heart for more than this sick of all the time wasted on shit When there’s room and heart for more so sick of being fucking bored I can’t take much more time here I lose strength with every year There’s no telling what’s in store I can’t live here anymore
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Idealism 02:38
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I guess i’ll always be watching Waiting for that ideal thing That i'm convinced will finally Work for me I’ll sit at home and wait for it The little things that don't mean shit They’ll never satisfy At the end of the day Cynicism nowadays Has become so much more appealing Idealism by the way Gave it a shot, but it's not working I’ll try my best to just forget it Get that picture out of my head Cause I don’t think I’ll ever get it Why is the timing always wrong? Don’t wanna have to wait that long But i’ll just have to see In a month or two If any feelings still remain After I’ve surely gone insane Why’s that always so fucking Hard to do? Let it be It’s not worth all The headaches and The low self esteem It’s time I forgot all about it I’m bound to be alone I’m bound to be alone
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Defective 03:34
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My head is screwed one too many loose I’m a product defective defective There’s no return address I guess I’m stuck with it I’m a product defective defective No god never asked me what I wanted is one even there The world tells us who we’re gonna be and no one seems to care It’s a class system we can’t escape no one’s born with all of this hate We made up borders and we made up names can any of you see that we’re all the same I guess I’m not alone no one’s perfect but I still wish that I wasn’t The way I am ‘cause it fucks things up I hope someday we can move on I get worried first and always assume the worst I'm a product defective defective And I just wish that you could be happy too I’m sorry I’m defective defective
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February Nauseous 02:41
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I am not stupid I know there is someone else I guess I’m stupid I know you you wouldn’t do that I can’t trust myself my judgement is fucked to hell I’m out of my depth but fuck this I need some help Too mad to sleep and too sad to be conscious waking up from dreams feeling february nauseous Please don’t leave again You’re worrying about nothing I just wanna be okay There’s nothing that you keep from me I know nothing’s wrong and that you’re just being cautious but I can’t fucking help feeling February Nauseous I think I’m right so why do I feel so wrong I’m angry jealous but what the fuck else is new Everything’s okay until you walk out the door then the thoughts creep in don’t know who I am anymore I’m feeling pissed but I don't feel entitled what did I miss when did we lose our smiles It came so quick I can't control myself don’t fucking quit there’s more to us than this
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I'm (Not?) A Loser 03:02
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There’s something wrong I can see it i’m not stupid If I could think for just a minute I could figure it out I say with hours Of free time on my hands “It’s only natural To be a little lost at your age” I know I could be something, but I’m Too afraid I’ll hit my head on the pavement There’s no way I’ll ever land on my feet so There’s no point, of even trying to get up again Gonna crash my car At least it would be more exciting Than anything I’ve done in As long as I recall This past whole year Has been extremely stupid Lower than preschool level education You’re probably right, I could be getting somewhere But what’s the point, when I know there’s nothing for me The last time that I wasted so much time and effort I walked away, and said I’d never talk that way again I know I could be something, but i’m Too far gone, I’ve lost all my self-preservation It’s all wrong, i’m on the way to breaking my neck But it’s better than, anything else I’ve got going on
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Too Fat to Sk8 01:26
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released March 8, 2019

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